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"You are likely to notice the not-so-subtle planetary shifts from today, as cash matters become a little haphazard. You’ll be less inclined to stick to sensible budgets, and you’ll be more tempted than usual to dive into your savings. However, these planetary shifts will bring out your entrepreneurial side too!"

how true.

I found a collection of pictures I took on my phone from 2004...ahhhhh nostalgia...some are kinda creepy though. lol

http://www.devinzuczek.com/backup/2004.html

so I'm at quizno's, eating outside and staring longingly at my motorcycle, when I notice a businessy-looking guy pacing around the parking lot, talking on his cellphone. and by "talking" I mean all I really heard was "yes. yes. no way. yes. yes sir. yep, yeah. uhuh" for a good 5 minutes. I guess he ordered coffee and ran outside to talk, because a starbucks kid went out to the parking lot with his 2 coffees in a holder (how freaking nice, I wish he appreciated that more).

so I'm watching this guy try to hold his cellphone and coffee holder w/2 coffees, and he's doing the silliest maneuvers with his arm/shoulder/leg/foot whatever to keep them both up. he walks over to his car (a porsche, obviously he's some sort of executive and a dbag) and puts the coffee holder on it. well, porsches really don't have any flat surfaces so he keeps trying to balance it on the trunk, which really doesn't have a flat surface, and they end up sliding off his car and spilling on the ground, which I knew was going to happen. poor coffee. he's still talking on his cellphone, and I see him pick up the coffee cups and the holders and walk back to the store, still talking on his phone. they probably gave him free replacement coffees, but I'm sure they were all laughing as well

I thought it was a funny story.

and I think after all this I will never have car troubles again

1. my tire blows out after the alignment on my car goes bad
2. I have to drive on a donut for like a week
3. when I get the car from the garage, the alignment is bad and the wheel is crooked, so I have to switch cars with my dad so it can stay at the garage
4. when everything is all done, I go to switch cars again and FORGOT to get my spare key from the apartment, d'oh. BUT, I'm really smart, and I had my remote locks with me, and the garage said they'd put the key in my car
5. so I get to my car, open my doors, and of course the key is not in the car
6. drive to dupont, get the key from my dad, drive back to garage, and finally get in my car.
7. no less than 5 minutes later, a metal rod impales my rear tire (thankfully my rear tire and not my front) and deflates it. so, back to the donut.
8. I drive home, take my dads car, leave mine, and go. it needed new tires anyway
9. I had work at longwood the next day, so I drive down, park, go to work, and come back to the car (my dad's).
10. when I open the door, the alarm suddenly starts going off. I'm like no biggie, there's a switch to turn it off. well it doesn't work and it keeps going off. finally it stops, then I remember that there are microphones in the car, so if I want to get out of the car, it's going to go off from the sound of the door (it does.) this isn't your typical alarm, it literally shouts at you INTRUDER INTRUDER and I'm sure that really didn't sound too good in the longwood gardens (good thing it was late ). it was pretty amusing. SO
11. I call my dad and he tells me PULL THE WHITE CABLE and I'm like THEY'RE ALL WHITE CABLES then he's like JUST DO IT, TRUST ME and I'm like YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE 6 MEN BACK THERE WHOSE LIVES DEPEND ON YOUR...well OK, that was from a movie, but I did pull the right cable and the alarm turned off and I drove home!
12. the garage called me and told me they forgot to put the key in my car.

in the end though, I have 4 brand new tires, and, statistically, I should never get a flat tire *ever* again.

hilarious XD

what the iphone DOESN'T have

• Songs as Ringtones
• Games
• Any flash support
• Instant Messaging
• Picture messages (MMS)
• Video recording
• Voice recognition or voice dialing
• Wireless Bluetooth Stereo Streaming (A2DP)
• One-size-fits-all headset jack (May have to buy an adapter for certain headphones)
• 3G (EV-DO/HSDPA)
• GPS
• A real keyboard
• Removable battery
• Expandable Storage
• Direct iTunes Music Store Access (Over Wi-Fi or EDGE)

what a waste of money!